Built like the best classics in nautical footwear, these long-lasting slip on boat moccassins are made of hot stuffed leather conditioned with a rich combination of oils and waxes, then hand-sewn with the finest craftsmanship: waterproof and enhanced by a natural polish quality, they feature a canoe moc construction, leather sock lining, 360° rawhide lace system and non-marking antislip siped soles in a cool innovative dark-brown rubber to offer stable grip in all weather conditions. The “Endeavour” mocs are to brave a life bound to the sea, and are named after HMS Endeavour, the first ship ever used by the British explorer Captain James Cook.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.